WestleMANIA

So, I am officially not in the demographics of the WestleMANIA culture. According to an article, I googled I discovered that that is good, because I am not a 12-30 year old MALE. I attended a viewing of WestleMANIA 22 last Sunday. I was intrigued to watch the entire night because, Of course, we turned it into a wager game. The fact that I finished last put the final stamp on the fact that I am not a wrestling kind of girl. I should have picked the grossest scariest guys, but the BOGEYMAN is yucky, and why would I cheer for the guy that has been stalking me from the depths of "under the bed" for years. I got a couple of the girl fights wrong, because I always picked the BLONDE, I am biased. I hate to admit they were more fun to watch, mostly because there was no barbed wire, Thumb tacks, worms, or sledgehammers. I like the folks that actually wrestled, with-out the hype. Oh, yeah and the girls didn't use a coffin! EHHHWWW! I know I sound a little "princess" right now, but I am still on a fantasy baseball team, and of course two Fantasy football teams. I learned I have three responses to every BIG MOVE in Wrestling. YUCK! OUCH! and THAT WAS SOOOO FAKE. I am glad, However, that John Cena won, because he is the sexiest one. He also has superhuman abilities, remember two weeks ago, he got sledgehammered, and yet no swelling or scars when he was a judge for Nashville Star. It has been 20 years since I watched a whole wrestling anything, yes, Hulk Hogan, in person at the North Dakota State Fair, we will see how many years it takes until the next time. I will place my money on John Cena, if it is in the immediate future, Did I mention that he is sexy!